Mythical Creature Chaser Gifts

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

Yes, I'm Real.

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"Guess what. The Loch Ness Monster was real."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Fishing Tales

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Elliot Ness monster.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Viking Loch Ness

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Catasaurus

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Diolch

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"