Mythical Creature Investigator Gifts

"Your honor. I have just three questions for Ms. Fairy about her scam. One. Why just baby teeth? Why not dentures?...."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Fishing Tales

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Warrior Woman

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Viking Loch Ness

Catasaurus

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Diolch

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??