Mythical Creature Investigator T-Shirts

"Your honor. I have just three questions for Ms. Fairy about her scam. One. Why just baby teeth? Why not dentures?...."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Fishing Tales

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Warrior Woman

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Diolch

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Catasaurus

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."