Mythical Creature T-Shirts

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Fishing Tales

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Warrior Woman

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Catasaurus

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Viking Loch Ness

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'