Mythical Creature Devotee T-Shirts

"Do you think I should get a tail job?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Fishing Tales

The Elliot Ness monster.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Warrior Woman

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Catasaurus

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Viking Loch Ness

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Diolch

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster