Mythical Creature Pillows

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Fishing Tales

The Elliot Ness monster.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Warrior Woman

Catasaurus

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Viking Loch Ness

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.