Mythical Creatures Pillows

"Well, partner, we're either going to be the greatest team ever to hit town or we're going to end up killing each other."

Christmas Unicorn

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

My life defines 'Luck of the Irish'...My first wife left me and the second one won't.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I have to say, this is the most advanced case of foot fungus I've ever seen.'

Mermaid Romance

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

'Good this time turn the other way and cough.'

'You have a lovely neck, Miss Jones. I'm going to prescribe some anticoagulant fot it.'

'Bless you...'

'Why do I always get un-friended? I'm a nice troll.'

"I'd complain, but I'm afraid of the bad press we'd get!"

'Bless you!'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Aah...a new duvet.'

'He said hunting up here is abominable.'

Yes, I'm Real.

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

Fisherman and sea monster

'Ah! Breakfast in bed.'

'Oh, and by the way. Did I mention that I'm garlic intolerant?'

"Something nocturnal."

"Do you think I should get a tail job?"

"The terms of your policy excludes stakes, sunlight, garlic and cruxifixes."

'Best guide I ever had.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'Dragon Busking'

"I think I hear a squirrel in the attic. Can you go check it out?"

Safety concerns aside, the shoe salesman in Roy could see a bit opportunity here...'

Dracula cleaning the neck before biting his victim.

'Because I don't like unicorns - that's why!'