Mythical Creatures Prints

"Well, partner, we're either going to be the greatest team ever to hit town or we're going to end up killing each other."

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'

Christmas Unicorn

"That's the worst impaction I've ever seen."

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

'Good this time turn the other way and cough.'

Mermaid Romance

'Bless you...'

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

'I have to say, this is the most advanced case of foot fungus I've ever seen.'

'You have a lovely neck, Miss Jones. I'm going to prescribe some anticoagulant fot it.'

My life defines 'Luck of the Irish'...My first wife left me and the second one won't.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

'Oh, and by the way. Did I mention that I'm garlic intolerant?'

Fisherman and sea monster

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Bless you!'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

Dracula cleaning the neck before biting his victim.

'Aah...a new duvet.'

"I think I hear a squirrel in the attic. Can you go check it out?"

'Because I don't like unicorns - that's why!'

"Do you think I should get a tail job?"

'He said hunting up here is abominable.'

Safety concerns aside, the shoe salesman in Roy could see a bit opportunity here...'

"The terms of your policy excludes stakes, sunlight, garlic and cruxifixes."

'Best guide I ever had.'

'Why do I always get un-friended? I'm a nice troll.'

"Something nocturnal."

"I'd complain, but I'm afraid of the bad press we'd get!"

'Dragon Busking'