Mythical Beings Prints

'No! This isn't the place to order a blood transfusion!'

'I told you, Frank, if you're going to invite your werewolf buddies over, you have to clean up after them!'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'I'm a huge fan of your work.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Who's that painted lady?'

'ARRRGH! I need flesh! I need blood! But what I need the most is a flea collar!'

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear...

"We've got to fit a brace."

"Mom, Dad, you've never believed in me! How come nobody believes in me?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Fishing Tales

Warrior Woman

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Catasaurus

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Phoenix

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Mermaid Art

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Vampire on a plane

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"Love your ambiance!"

Where Jelly Beans Come From....