Mythical Creatures Enthusiasts Prints

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Warrior Woman

Viking Loch Ness

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Catasaurus

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"I always knew you'd come back."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."