Mythical Monsters Pillows

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Fishing Tales

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Warrior Woman

Catasaurus

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Phoenix

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Unicorn in the Woods

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

Vampire Bat

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"Love your ambiance!"

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

Big Boy Foot