Mythical Monsters Gifts

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Fishing Tales

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Warrior Woman

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Catasaurus

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Phoenix

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Vampire Bat

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

Unicorn in the Woods

"Love your ambiance!"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

Big Boy Foot