Mythical Beasts Gifts

Werewolf Cellmate

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Fishing Tales

Tourists and their Pets.

Warrior Woman

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Catasaurus

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Phoenix

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Medieval Office Supplies

Vampire Bat

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Love your ambiance!"

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Unicorn in the Woods

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"