Mythical Beast Buddies Gifts

Tourists and their Pets.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Warrior Woman

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Catasaurus

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Mermaid Art

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Phoenix

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Medieval Office Supplies

Vampire Bat

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"Love your ambiance!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'How's that, Umpire?'

Unicorn in the Woods