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Tourists and their Pets.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Warrior Woman

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Catasaurus

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Mermaid Art

Phoenix

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Medieval Office Supplies

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Vampire Bat

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

'How's that, Umpire?'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"Love your ambiance!"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous