Mythical Beasts T-Shirts

Werewolf Cellmate

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Fishing Tales

Tourists and their Pets.

Warrior Woman

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Catasaurus

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Phoenix

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Medieval Office Supplies

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

Unicorn in the Woods

Vampire Bat

"Love your ambiance!"

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"