Mythical Beast Believer Gifts

"Well, I don't think we're anywhere near Loch Ness!"

'Maybe he isn't big foot, but he has very, very big feet.'

And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - Isaiah 34:7

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Fishing Tales

Tourists and their Pets.

Warrior Woman

Catasaurus

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Phoenix

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Medieval Office Supplies

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Unicorn in the Woods

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

"Love your ambiance!"

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

'How's that, Umpire?'

Vampire Bat