Monster Myth Believer Gifts

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

Fishing Tales

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

Capitalism

City Zoo

Football Delivery

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

Abominable Snow Dog.

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

"It's made of cheeeeese."

Dracula's false teeth

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

"Leave the wildlife alone - do you want to get fined?"

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

"Monster under your bed? You're old enough to know there are no such things as monsters."

'Apparently no one told Dracula that you can't get blood from a turnip.'

"I will try the soup of the night."

'Pay no attention to any silly stories, I've been here two hundred years and never yet seen a monster.'

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

Jugular: Classic Car preferred by the wealthier vampire.