Mythical Creature Believer Gifts

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

"Bigfoot? Me? Are you blind or what?"

Fishing Tales

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Catasaurus

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"