Mythical Believer Gifts

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

The day the shark stopped believing in The Tooth Fairy.

"There's no such thing as your father."

"Never mind ultra violet you're not seeing the sun god wearing those!"

'Look, Daddy! A quarter was left under my pillow by the Head-fairy (R) last night!'

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

"Thanks... I'll call you sometime."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Fishing Tales

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

Fairy Vet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

Football Delivery

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'