Mythical Thinker Gifts

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'I can talk to animals.'

"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

A caped superhero rescues Icarus

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"I heard they're trying to replace us with drones."

"There you go, self-mythologizing your childhood again!"

"We used to get money from the Tooth Fairy. How come there isn't a Zit Fairy?"

'I want the King Midas touch that can be turned on and off.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"Now we know why a week has 7 days

'I think Adam needs to take a break -- he just named something a 'tooki-tooki bird.''

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

"I'm dying to know who will be my secret Santa this year."

Creation: The Bubble Theory

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"I don't mind the plastic, it's the chewing gum I hate."

"This would have been helpful before creating Earth."

How corona came into the world. . .

"I'm running a little late with this one."

"But if you're a unicorn born without a horn? You might as well just be another horse for all anybody cares."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Not only is it empty of bounty, there's a homeless man living in it'

'I really (cough) gotta stop smoking.'

"Make it eight thousand miles in diameter - That should give them plenty of room."

"Well Adam, maybe next time you'll read the terms and conditions."

'No, Son. I'm afraid time travel is a myth, just like fire.'

Garden of Eden: Director's Cut

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

"The tooth fairy's job was shipped overseas."

"People aren't real."

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain