Mystical Thinkers Gifts

'There's no agenda! Does anyone know what's going to happen?'

Quantum Psychic

Fortune teller with cat client uses nine crystal balls.

'He said my future stinks.'

"Wooow! You'll meet a rich, famous and very important person in an exclusive restaurant in Paris!"

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

Czarcasm

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Magic Tricks

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Your future looks charming.'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

Nikolay Rerih

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Folk o' the Wee

A voodoo doctor.

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Business plan.

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

A self-filling prophecy.

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."