Mystical Thinkers T-Shirts

'There's no agenda! Does anyone know what's going to happen?'

Quantum Psychic

Fortune teller with cat client uses nine crystal balls.

'He said my future stinks.'

"Wooow! You'll meet a rich, famous and very important person in an exclusive restaurant in Paris!"

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

Czarcasm

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Magic Tricks

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'Your future looks charming.'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

Nikolay Rerih

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Folk o' the Wee

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

A voodoo doctor.

Business plan.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

A self-filling prophecy.