Mystical Mystics T-Shirts

"I always chuckle over how truthful a witness becomes when I drag out my ol' crystal ball."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Tiny Visions

The Witches Discover The Wok

Czarcasm

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Quantum Psychic

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Wikipedia...

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

God's Phone

"All the celebrities come here."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Your future looks charming.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Witches of Instagram

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."