Mystical Magician T-Shirts

"I have to know how it's done."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'How fast can you hype?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Juggler and Illusionist

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Magic Tricks

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."