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Id/Ego/Superego.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Quantum Psychic

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Greek A-Z Map,

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Death Of Venus

Magic Tricks

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

The Kali De Milo.

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."