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'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"A bit prickly, perhaps, but he's not nearly as frightening as I had imagined."

'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Why bother?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Neptune

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Ghost puddle

"I cross the road to forget."

"Is this who I am?"

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Non Thought For The Day.

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Dad, what is peace?'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'