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Atlantis Missing

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Neptune

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Pachyderm insomnia.

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Jesus wept

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

Atlantis Welcomes Careful Divers

Glastonbury - Twinned with Atlantis.

A man doing a reality check.

Genius At Midnight

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

Sin and Doubt Boxes in Hell.

"That's just so God."

"You have a really weird energy."

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

'Call yourself a lemming? Get that parachute off your back!'

"OK, has anyone got a better idea?"

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'What kind of God would let things like this happen?'

Atlantis Congress. So your flood-control bill didn't make it out of committee --- It's not the end of the world.