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A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Pompeii restoration project.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Nostradamus.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Freia and her golden apples

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

"I have grave news."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Business witch

Palm Reader...

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

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"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."