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"OK, has anyone got a better idea?"

Mrs. Big Foot

'Call yourself a lemming? Get that parachute off your back!'

"What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?"

Mr. Lemmings takes a Vacation

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Wifi in Hell

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I have no thumbs."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Hugh fans!"

"Draw your own path."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Hoodie Hang-out

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.