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After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

No Immediate Danger

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Walt Disney on ice."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Suburban Legend

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Romulus and Remus

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."