Urban Mythologist Gifts

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

No Immediate Danger

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Romulus and Remus

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Suburban Legend

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."