Urban Myth Buster Gifts

"No fact-checking at the bar, Pete."

"You know, at any given moment, you're not more than 6 ft away from one of them."

Meter Maid

'Watch out. . . they're known to eat us in their sleep.'

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"The unlucky lemming"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Bigfoot tracks...

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Ostrich Curoisities

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

The Zombie Awakes...

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'