Urban Myth Buster Gifts

"No fact-checking at the bar, Pete."

"You know, at any given moment, you're not more than 6 ft away from one of them."

Meter Maid

'Watch out. . . they're known to eat us in their sleep.'

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Ostrich Curoisities

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Zombie Awakes...

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"You need to diet, George - so I burned your wooden teeth."

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."