Myth Buster Gifts

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

What Lemmings Believe

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Your repeated questioning as to whether I've been a 'good boy' has no relevance Mr Claus. I still need to see your accounts!'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'So much for the theory that carrots will make you see better!'

'Well, so much for that theory!'

Emperor Nero: In Case Of Fire Break Glass.

"What if this whole jumping off the cliff thing is nothing but a myth?"

'Once they stop believing that it's flat, I'll make it round.'

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'Just between you and me, do you really cause warts?'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

'It's a side gig.'

Boolean configuration with 'fact' in the center, with intersecting circles labeled 'fantasy,' 'urban legend,' and 'hype'.

"I heard the rabies vaccine causes blindness."

'Come back, you fools! That's just a myth! We lemmings don't really do that!'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'

"The Baby Delivery Sector has to move with the times, Stork."

"Golf Myth #307 - Golf Heaven."

Entrance Exam for the Mildred School of Medicine

"We see this on occasion. People become self-actualized and empowered and they spontaneously combust."

'Is it true what they say'

'He wants to know what we're up to, so he cans tart demythologizing it.'

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

"I don't care about the pollution... you can't deliver babies dressed like that."

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

'I guess reproduction techniques have changed since the stork brought us.'

"You don't look like the sort of person to get diabetes..."

"Yes, I cut it down, and no, I have not regrets about it."

'The advantage of a bomb sniffing cat? If he sets one off, he still has at least 8 more assignments in him.'