Mythology Myth Buster Gifts

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Toadstools

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Recalculating route..."

"The unlucky lemming"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Divine Desk Bins

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bigfoot tracks...

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Ostrich Curoisities

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

The Mummy's Purse...

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Sisyphus Sawyer

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

The Zombie Awakes...

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"