Music Myth Buster Gifts

'Hello, music production limited? I played your CD's backwards five or more times but I couldn't hear a single satanic message!'

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Ostrich Curoisities

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Zombie Awakes...

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"You need to diet, George - so I burned your wooden teeth."

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"