Music Myth Enthusiast Gifts

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Venus

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Lady of the bath...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Neptune

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Bigfoot"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Wotan with eye patch

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Warrior Woman

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"