Myth Busters Gifts

"I am a good little girl. So much so that I won't tell the other kids you're not the real Santa."

The three semi-wise men actually rode alpacas and carried knitted gifts of sweaters, sox and underwear to the arid desert village of Bethlehem...

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'And I thought you didn't exist.'

"My new day job is killing me."

"If this toy was made by Santa's elves at the North Pole, how come it says 'Made in China'."

"I'll have an extra large conspiracy burger with anti-semitism, plenty of racism, stupidity and a load of crap."

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

"Trust me...tooth fairy money is not a reliable source of income."

'No, we don't get frequent flyer miles!'

'Just attack him and steal the dang club, Vince! That 'rub the belly' thing is just a myth!'

Santa Claus doesn't exist because he got eaten up by zombie elves.

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

"I thought that only children have type 1 diabetes..."

'Forget what Goldilocks says! There is no bear agenda!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"I guess this explains why everybody has had to buy their own Christmas presents since we were kids."

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Myths and legends...

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Bigfoot tracks...