Morning Myth Buster Gifts

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"The unlucky lemming"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Ostrich Curoisities

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Zombie Awakes...

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.