Mythbusting Gifts

"If only you knew. . ."

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"The unlucky lemming"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Ostrich Curoisities

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Zombie Awakes...

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."