Myth Busting Enthusiast Gifts

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Venus

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Warrior Woman

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Wotan with eye patch

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"The unlucky lemming"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus