Myth Busting Enthusiast Gifts

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

Shepherd and eurydice

Fear/Knowledge

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Venus

Vlad the Impala

Here be dragons.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The unlucky lemming"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Warrior Woman

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Bigfoot"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'