Myth Enthusiasts Gifts

Atlas swats the moon.

Pandora's Box: Now Open 24 Hours

King delivered a sword in the stone in his in tray.

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Toadstools

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

Vlad the Impala

Lady of the bath...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lesser known greek gods,

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Wotan with eye patch

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Warrior Woman

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Neptune

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'