Mythology Aficionados Gifts

The Sword in the Stone, 2020

This is your hell. Keep it clean.

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"You know I hate queues, let's wait for the next one."

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Tut and Carmen.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Toadstools

Vlad the Impala

Here be dragons.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lesser known greek gods,

Lady of the bath...

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Neptune

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."