Make-believe Enthusiast Gifts

"It's cooties."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Extreme miming"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

ET Mishap

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Where the wild things were."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"What the hell took so long?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

The Beard in the Stone

Birds Following Witch.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'