Make-believe Enthusiast Gifts

"It's cooties."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Extreme miming"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

ET Mishap

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"What the hell took so long?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Where the wild things were."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Beard in the Stone

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Birds Following Witch.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).