Make-believe Aficionado Gifts

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Raincloud Umbrella

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Desert Island BBQ

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Primitive magician

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Swiss army knife

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Stonehenge Explained

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Save the unicorn.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Gremlins 47

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Look man, no wings!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Knighthood being given by the king

Ask A Silly Question.

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Medusa and Perseus.