Make-believe Aficionado Mugs

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Raincloud Umbrella

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Swiss army knife

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Stonehenge Explained

Save the unicorn.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Look man, no wings!'

Gremlins 47

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Knighthood being given by the king

Ask A Silly Question.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Corporate Darwinism