Macabre Enthusiast Mugs

'Sir, your three-o'clock is here.' (angel of death)

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

A hearse with a vulture hood ornament.

"Mind if we tag along?"

City Morgue Parts Dept.

People Rinds (pig eating them while watching TV).

'Dead is the new living.'

The Arsenic Waltz

"The DIY Embalming Centre"

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

"The money has been great since Death took up the collection."

"Oh dear, this is awkward."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"Mom!!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Decaying corpse

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"I just love take-out."

Death Takes A Time-Share

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'