Macabre Humor Enthusiast Mugs

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"First off I'd like to thank Satan."

"Just a little bit off the top, please."

"She looks so natural, although I prefer cremation."

"If that thing says one word, I'm leaving!"

'Yeah, it's kind of large for the room, but it saves us trips to the store - and it's a great place to keep my late Uncle Pete.'

Mechanic working on a hearse flees from falling skull

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"I just love take-out."

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

"Mom!!"

The Grim Rapper

"Back in 15 min."

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

Preserved head and mobile phone.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"What can I say? Tough split."

"Yep...Isn't she a beaut! And just one previous owner."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"Doctor, enough with the ‘clear.’ My husband’s dead!"

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

Skeleton scientists

Sixth Sense Morgue: (Icy Dead People).

'You can come back as a zombie OR a ghost, Randy, but not both.'

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

How to make a corpse.