Macabre Humor Lover Mugs

The Grim Reaper's Robe

"First, milk and cookies, Excellency, then a nap, and then OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"

"Doctor, enough with the ‘clear.’ My husband’s dead!"

"Do you mind? I've always wanted mine done."

"Here's Lori's black bean soup, but I'll need the container back — my mother-in-law's ashes were in it."

"Thank you, young man."

Skeleton scientists

Zombie Campfire

Tony's Discount Funneral Parlor (funeral parlor)

You will be here...

The Grim Rapper

"I like to give a helping hand whenever I can, so I gave you one!"

"Hope you appreciate the personal touch."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Apple Pie Abduction

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"I just love take-out."

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

"Can you suggest a nice Bordeaux that will complement the squirrel-infused manure?"

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Preserved head and mobile phone.