Macabre Lover Mugs

"Don't freak out - it's just a save-the-date."

A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

Necrophilia Laws Strictly Enforced.

The Dinner Break

Grim Reaper Spraying Itself with Poison

Murder Academy Exam

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Decaying corpse

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Death Takes A Time-Share

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"I just love take-out."

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Poetry reading nightly

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."